The John Robins Vibemail - Issue #23

Current Mood: Bandcampy

Oi oi! Me again! Your old pal / irregular inbox botherer Johnny JR. I do hope this Vibemail finds you well? Let’s get straight down to brass tacks, with life being, as it sometimes feels, one long therapy session interrupted by the odd nap or plate of chips. I LOVE CHIPPIES! There, I said it. Can’t get enough of ‘em! I’ve taken to eating them in my car right outside the chip shop which is almost as bleak as it sounds, unless there’s a new episode of The Rest Is Politics of course, in which case it is transformed into quite the globo-politically enriching experience. I even bring my own ketchup and vinegar from home! (Not, sadly, a lie).

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Captain of The Fifth Battalion Flight Commander The Good Sir Lord Johnny JR MP

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Howl Howl Howl Howl!

Or so King Lear once said. Was he, as the MAINSTREAM MEDIA and LIBERAL ACADEMIC ELITES have led us to believe, really grieving the loss of his most loved daughter? Or was he, in fact, clamouring for the release of digital content some thousand years before such technology existed? (Come to think of it, I guess one reading of King Lear is that it tries to express how true love is inexpressible, how human speech balks at the task of describing it). Hmmm, wish that thought had occurred to me at university TWENTY THREE YEARS AGO. Oh well!

Anyway, Howl is out NOW! Yes you can relive the highs and lows of my last tour show in the safety of your own home, far away from the threat of RAAC hanging over you (literally) and those absolutely appalling cans of wine they sell in theatres these days. Why not have nice wine in a can?! Why can’t things just be nice?! “Still angry about wine John?”…Yeah…just a bit…

So here you go. Here’s the link!

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If you buy it today 10% goes to Standing Together Against Domestic Violence.

That’s it. Hope you’re great! BYE!